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Thanks.ġ) "Which young actor is finding it hard to stay out of trouble? This celebrity is young, handsome, and parties too much. Enjoy them all after the jump, then go get me a mimosa.
Today we have a badboy young actor, an actress's vomity dog, a cheatin' hubby, and a teen star turned porn star. At least I have terrible, no good, very bad celebrities to make myself feel better. The economy stinks, so I have to work on the weekends.